New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
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