I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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