so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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