you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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