did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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