IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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