Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Alive.
So much puke
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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