At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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