Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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