Christians are straight up FREAKS
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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