His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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