I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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