i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
i think i have herpe
just one?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
