You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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