I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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