nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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