In the future we'll all be gay
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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