Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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