Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
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