I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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