Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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