Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
How naked do you want me to be?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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