ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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