you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
