they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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