Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
should my penis look like a turkey
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
