I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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