Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
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