It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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