Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
being pregnant is like rehab
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
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