whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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