: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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