You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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