did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
Randomize