You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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