Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I just want nice things and good sex
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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