im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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