She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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