you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
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