I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
He kissed a someone with a penis
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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