I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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