Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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