My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Randomize
