so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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