If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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