Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Randomize
