Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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