Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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