You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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