So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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