i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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