Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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