Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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