i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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