I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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