Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Randomize
